{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
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{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}