{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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Michael Lee Meredith is an American politician and a Republican member of the Kentucky House of Representatives representing District 19 since January 2011. His district is composed of Edmonson County as well as part of Warren County.
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