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\"Juke Box Saturday Night\" is a song written by Al Stillman and Paul McGrane that was recorded by Glenn Miller and his Orchestra in 1942 on RCA Victor with vocals by Marion Hutton, Tex Beneke, and The Modernaires. The song was from the 1942 production Stars on Ice.
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\"I Shall Overcome\" is the third single from English indie rock band Hard-Fi's second album Once Upon a Time in the West. It was released on 29 February 2008. Written and co-produced by Richard Archer, it features a gospel choir and acoustic guitars along with a mariachi trumpet on the \"Per un Pugno di Hard-Fi version\". Tracy Ackerman contributes backing vocals on the song.
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\n\nThe Baheliya are a Hindu caste found in the state of Uttar Pradesh, India.
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