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{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}

{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}

{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}

{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}

{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

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