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The Holy Thief is a medieval mystery novel by Ellis Peters set in 1144–1145. It is the 19th and penultimate volume of the Cadfael Chronicles, first published in 1992.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the shore?","punchline":"Nothing, it just waved.","id":179}
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