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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}

{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}

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