{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
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The jurisprudence of concepts was the first sub-school of legal positivism, according to which, the written law must reflect concepts, when interpreted. Its main representatives were Ihering, Savigny and Puchta.
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?","punchline":"Supplies!","id":424}
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